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TJbash.org

Welcome

Welcome to TJbash.org! TJbash.org is a quote repository similar to the famous QDB at bash.org but with a more personal touch in mind. We feature quotes by TJHSST students, alumni, and faculty that would not belong otherwise on bash.org. Obviously, this means our screening procedures are much more lax, giving you a better chance of seeing your own humorous personal experiences posted. Of course, this does not mean that TJbash.org quotes must be TJ related or that the TJbash.org site is limited to the TJ community - submitted quotes can be about any topic and other users familiar to the TJ cause or the TJ community are welcome to read and add quotes at TJbash.org.

Depending on if you like or dislike a quote, there are links to + (vote up) and - (vote down) quotes. If you think a quote has slipped by our highly technological sensors and isn't appropriate for TJbash.org, you can always flag the quote for admin review by clicking the [ Report ] link.

Currently, the database contains a total of 2567 quote(s). There are 10 quote(s) awaiting moderation.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns regarding this site or its content, please email us at comments@tjbash.org.

Please note the following: TJbash.org does not have any affiliation with the Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. Quotes on TJbash.org do not necessarily reflect the views of the authors, administrators, or moderators of this site, nor do they reflect the views of the Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology.

The name "TJbash.org" is not meant as a derogatory comment towards TJHSST or any entity - it does not refer to "bashing" and should not be taken as such. The name comes from bash.org, a similar online quote database.

Quotes on TJbash.org have no implicit or explicit claim of validity - all quotes are unverified.

Latest News

  • After a long period of lazy development, we've just deployed a new version of the website which brings improvements in a few places. You'll find smarter search, improved RSS and Atom feeds, and better performance. We've even got a few odd features such as support for Firefox microsummaries. If you've looked closely over the last few weeks you may have also noticed that we silently rolled out a few changes to our CSS, XHTML, and JavaScript, giving us improved support for browsers and official W3C validation. Just something to pump up our nerd cred. Enjoy the improved site and if you experience any issues, let us know.

  • In case you all somehow managed to miss it, Jeff's Schedule Comparator is online for yet another year. Enjoy it and thank him on the way out, he's been running it for years and it works better than ever.

  • Server performance has been lagging a bit recently so we optimized some things. Everything should be snappier now but drop us a line if you notice any problems crop up.