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TJbash.org

Welcome

Welcome to TJbash.org! TJbash.org is a quote repository similar to the famous QDB at bash.org but with a more personal touch in mind. We feature quotes by TJHSST students, alumni, and faculty that would not belong otherwise on bash.org. Obviously, this means our screening procedures are much more lax, giving you a better chance of seeing your own humorous personal experiences posted. Of course, this does not mean that TJbash.org quotes must be TJ related or that the TJbash.org site is limited to the TJ community - submitted quotes can be about any topic and other users familiar to the TJ cause or the TJ community are welcome to read and add quotes at TJbash.org.

Depending on if you like or dislike a quote, there are links to + (vote up) and - (vote down) quotes. If you think a quote has slipped by our highly technological sensors and isn't appropriate for TJbash.org, you can always flag the quote for admin review by clicking the [ Report ] link.

Currently, the database contains a total of 2479 quote(s). There are 8 quote(s) awaiting moderation.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns regarding this site or its content, please email us at comments@tjbash.org.

Please note the following: TJbash.org does not have any affiliation with the Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. Quotes on TJbash.org do not necessarily reflect the views of the authors, administrators, or moderators of this site, nor do they reflect the views of the Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology.

The name "TJbash.org" is not meant as a derogatory comment towards TJHSST or any entity - it does not refer to "bashing" and should not be taken as such. The name comes from bash.org, a similar online quote database.

Quotes on TJbash.org have no implicit or explicit claim of validity - all quotes are unverified.

Latest News

  • Server performance has been lagging a bit recently so we optimized some things. Everything should be snappier now but drop us a line if you notice any problems crop up.

  • Hey guys, we've been working hard on a TJbash.org Facebook application and we've got a little beta for you all to try out. Click here and login to add the latest quotes to your profile page. More functionality should be available later.

    We've also set up a Facebook fan page for TJbash.org. If you'd like to become a fan, check out our page.

    Hooray social networking. We figured we ought to get in on the whole game given that TJ has had the stalkernet since '99. We're experts. (Fun fact of the day: blame me for the dinosaurs.)

  • Dear readers of tjbash,

    As you probably don't know, the only moderator of this website that is currently attending school at TJ (that would be me) is going to graduate in... 47 days! (Hells friggin' yes!) Therefore, it has come time for a new moderator or two to be selected. Candidates right for the job must have a sense of humor, but also of maturity. It is also imperative that these candidates be familiar and comfortable with English grammar and spelling. Finally, these persons must not fall prey to "yo mama" or "that's what she said" jokes.

    If you are interested and believe yourself capable of moderating and suppressing your urge to talk lyk dis LOLZ, please email me at comments@tjbash.org.

    Your favorite moderator,
    Arielle