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// Mr. Auerbach is checking CS final projects - a and b have made MASH
Mr. Auerbach: What!? I have no kids?
Mr. Auerbach: But I'm married to Scarlett Johansson.
A: ... If you live in a shack, you won't have Scarlett Johansson.
Mr. Auerbach: She loves me for my inner beauty.