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// Mr. Blackwell is taking roll. He's having us portray the historical figure that we're researching when he calls our names.
Mr. Blackwell: Arman?
Student 1: He's not here.
Mr. Blackwell: Oooh, does anyone have some good gossip about Arman?
Student 2: He's short.
Mr. Blackwell: That is not gossip. Next...who are you?
Student 3: Thomas Hobbes.
Mr. Blackwell: Ah, Mr. Hobbes, what is your insight on life?
Student 3: It's nasty, brutish, and short.
Student 2: Like Arman.