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// talking about the Aeneid, specifically Ajax "breathing fire" due to being impaled by lightening
Ms. Conklin: ...and every time he tries to take his dying breath, what happens?
Class: ...Fire?
Ms. Conklin: Yes. Charizard.
Class: [stunned silence]