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// In an introduction to Hamlet
Mr. Green: Okay, now imagine that your father has just died --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and your uncle's marrying your mom --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't go to college --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't have internet --
Class: WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mr. Green: ...you barely gasped when I told you your dad died, but you just can't live without the internet?