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#2531 + ( )/68 - [ Report ]
// Warming up and throwing before Ultimate practice
// Baggy (Mr. Bagden) has been trying to get us to stop being nerds all season.
Sean: Hey Baggy, you know what's crazy? Relativity.
Mr. Bagden: No, really?
Sean: Yeah, but I understand the light clock experiment.
Mr. Bagden: I find you don't really get it until you construct a time-space field--NO! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW! -
#2256 + ( )/326 - [ Report ]
// Senior switch day in physics
Mr. (Colmer) Bagden: For our final demo, I'll give this dollar to the first person who volunteers to kiss the Van De Graaff Generator.
*A few people look willing but unsure*
Mr. (actual) Bagden: You know, instead of the dollar I'll give you a bonus point...
*Half of the class immediately raise their hands*
Mr. Bagden: ...Just kidding, but I want you to see how sad that is. -
#2197 + ( )/117 - [ Report ]
// During a power outage
Some kid in the hall: The toilets still work!
Mr. Bagden: Of course the toilets still work, do you know what would happen if you electrified a toilet?!
// Mr. Rose walks in, in response to Mr. Bagden's comment
Mr. Rose: Did you just say what I think you said? -
#2064 + ( )/145 - [ Report ]
// While conducting a "highly risky" experiment in physics: letting go of a bowling ball hanging from the ceiling and hoping that it won't hit your face when it gets back to you
Mr. Bagden: Does anyone want to give it a try?
Jason Besecky: OH, PICK ME!
Mr. Bagden: What everyone has to remember is that pushing the ball is exerting extra energy, therefore by doing so the bowling ball will swing back to you and hit you in the face. So be careful.
Hayne Chun: Jason, don't listen to Mr. Bagden. Push the bowling ball. I'll give you a dollar.
// Mr. Bagden shrugs -
#2060 + ( )/22 - [ Report ]
Aaron: Do you realize that you've called on me for the past three classes now? Which is weird, because we've only really had one problem per class.
Mr. Bagden: It's because I don't like you.
// Class laughs
// Aaron starts to answer question
Mr. Bagden: Did you _really_ just say that? Did you really just call me out for picking on you? The nerve of kids these days. -
#1699 + ( )/355 - [ Report ]
Mr. Forbes: You know why all your teachers are leaving? Because they're old! You know why they're old? Because this school hires people with experience.
Tom: What about Mr. Bagden?
Mr. Forbes: Mr. Bagden is special. He's secretly an elf. He was born two thousand years ago and has been growing younger ever since. -
#1535 + ( )/187 - [ Report ]
Stephanie: Do you respond to Doc Walk?
Dr. Walker: Yup.
Macs: Do you respond to Stacy?
*pause*
Dr. Walker: Actually, Mr. Bagden calls me Doc Walk.
Macs: Oh, I thought you were gonna say that Mr. Bagden calls you Stacy.
Dr. Walker: Nope.
*pause*
Macs: Can I call you Stacy?
Dr. Walker: Go do physics. -
#1446 + ( )/512 - [ Report ]
// Discussing electrostatic charges in Physics; Cliff put his hand near a ping-pong ball which was charged and hanging from a ceiling, and when he put his hand near it, the ball swung towards him.
Mr. Bagden: Look at that, it's moving towards you. Can you tell me why?
Cliff: Because it's attracted to me?
Mr. Bagden: And why is that?
Cliff: ...because I'm beautiful? -
#1352 + ( )/44 - [ Report ]
// In physics Mr. Bagden is subbing for Mr. Forbes and thus knows noone's name
Mr. Bagden: ...and so this mass is over on the east side of the raft...
Lee Rumpf: EAST SIIIIDE *holds up gang symbol*
Mr. Bagden: Whaa? Does the word Tourette's mean anything to you?
*proceeds to call Lee Tourette's for the rest of the period* -
#1210 + ( )/358 - [ Report ]
// In physics, a discussion about energy. Mr. Bagden swore to stay out of the discussion and let the students run it.
Michael Romais: So, what about scenario 5? The one with the person tanning.
Megan Behm: It's just like the ice-cube melting in the sun one, except it's a person. And the person's not melting.
[name withheld]: What if it's the Abominable Snowman?
Megan: The Abominable Snowman isn't actually a snowman, it's a person!
// The entire class breaks into a chaotic discussion about yetis
Betty Luo (whispering to Myles Maxfield): I think we broke Mr. Bagden.
// Mr. Bagden is sitting in the back of the classroom with his head in his hands -
#1149 + ( )/207 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of physics
*Dr. Dell is standing in the doorway staring at Mr. Bagden*
Mr. Badgen: Dr. Dell?
Dr. Dell: Give me $10.
Mr. Badgen: Is this for your heroin habit? Didn't you try to stop? I thought it was twenty.
Dr. Dell: No, that's for a different girl. This is for your second favorite girl... no third...wait, fourth favorite. *takes money and leaves*
Student: That was sketchy.
Mr. Badgen: There are so many inappropriate jokes I could say right now but I can't. -
#1107 + ( )/255 - [ Report ]
// In Physics class
Mr. Bagden: I'm holding a number up behind my back, whoever guesses closest gets to do the demonstration. Evan, you're first.
Evan: Uhhh... five.
Mr. Bagden: Ok, Galen?
Galen: Seven, I read a book that says the number is always seven.
Mr. Bagden: I'm only holding one hand behind my back.