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#3894 + ( )/52 - [ Report ]
// While talking about time management:
Ms. Rosenblum: You could get wax shower crayons and study in the shower!
Student: "What have you been doing in the shower for an hour?!"
"Studying for biology!"
Ms. Rosenblum (quietly): That sounds bad... better than studying for health... -
#3760 + ( )/67 - [ Report ]
// Students are asking Mr. McFaden questions in biology in the last period before a test
Student A: Will the Calvin Cycle be on the test?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student B: Will we have to know about ferredoxin?
Mr. McFaden: Yes.
Student C: How many points will the test be?
Mr. McFaden: Yes. -
#3668 + ( )/218 - [ Report ]
// In AP Biology, Dr. Uston is typing up a "pop" quiz for the class. The projector, however, is on and the class sees the quiz as it is being written.
Class: *silently and furiously flips through biology book for the answers*
Dr. Uston: Okay! Here's a pop quiz!
Dr. Uston: *turns around*
Dr. Uston: Oh my... -
#3284 + ( )/40 - [ Report ]
Orange throat males are the most aggressive and defend large territories that contain many females. Blue-throat males defend smaller territories and fewer females. Yellow-throats are nonterritorial males that mimic females and use "sneaky" tactics to obtain matings.
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#2867 + ( )/36 - [ Report ]
Mr. McFaden: Mechanical isolation is when parts just don't fit. Can you imagine that little macho chihuahua barking away at that female [some large canine species] as he's trying to mate with her? You see? It just won't work... (*he waits like 5 seconds as the students are picturing the dogs*) Don't even think about it the other way around!
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Dr. Uston: So, class, which way would the water diffuse? Julie?
Julie: It would diffuse from the A side to the B side because there's more solute over there.
Dr. Uston: No, no. I want you to tell me the answer, not ask me a question! So, how would it diffuse?
Julie: It would diffuse from the A side to the B side because there's more solute over there.
Dr. Uston: Very good!