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#4317 + ( )/57 - [ Report ]
Chhabra: How was your weekends, guys? I spent two hours pulling out weeds and that killed my back
*goes on about this for several minutes, when Ed Cai cuts in suddenly*
Ed Cai: I have green balls growing in my backyard.
Chhabra: You have green balls growing in your backyard?!? Are they fruit or something? Fruit is bad for my back too when they go in the soil and make little trees--
Ed Cai: No, they're weeds.
Chhabra: They're weeds?!?
*they argue about this, then Ed changes his mind*
Ed Cai: Actually, they kinda look like brains.
Chhabra: Balls, brains, all you need are brawns and you'll have human males growing in your backyard! -
#4260 + ( )/61 - [ Report ]
Chhabra: Aaahhhh... isn't that marker better? Can't you all see now?
Gabe: OOOH I GET IT NOW!
Chhabra: See, it was the marker, was it not?
Gabe: It's like my lucky marker. Can I have it?
Chhabra: Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I have it?
Class: ?
Chhabra: Don't you guys watch Mad TV? -
#3500 + ( )/26 - [ Report ]
// On chemical conversions and units
Ms. Chhabra: So if a horse has four legs and it's not a mutated horse, then you're going to get it four shoes, right? Not mutated shoes, but normal shoes! For a horse. Then, if it's not a mutated horse and you have four legs - wait no, that's not right, the HORSE has four legs, you're going to want to get three nails for each shoe... -
#3329 + ( )/83 - [ Report ]
Mrs. Chhabra: So does everyone understand titration? It's like I have five little duckies, and I want to split 3 of them. So I take the three duckies and cut them each in half. But I didn't split all five, I split three of them! And those three are divided, but its not six, its 3! It's like I have one ducky-leg in one hand and one in the other...
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#3328 + ( )/231 - [ Report ]
Elsa: Is vinegar an acid or a base? I think it's a base...
Lab Partner: I think its an acid...
Elsa: Hang on, I'll ask... *walks up to Ms. Chhabra* Ms. Chhabra, is vinegar an acid or a base?
Ms. Chhabra: *Grabs Elsa by the shoulders and shakes her* IT'S AN ACID!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
*both pause awkwardly*
Ms. Chhabra: Now go away.