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// AP Physics
Dr. Dell: If the Hall Effect does not appear on the AP Exam, I will ... * pause *
Student: Use the noose?
Dr. Dell: No... *thinks for a minute* ...I will kiss the principal.
Dr. Dell: However, I won't French kiss him. I will probably sneak up on him and do it. I am very sneaky. -
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// AP Physics, talking about capacitors
Dr. Dell: We are going to take a poll. You have three choices. You could pick the incorrect one, which is nothing happens. You could also pick the other incorrect one, which is that it gets flung out. Or you could pick the correct answer: it gets sucked in. So who says nothing happens?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets flung out?
No one: *raises their hand*
Dr. Dell: How about it gets sucked in?
Two people: *raise their hands*
Dr. Dell: *kicks the desk*
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Dr. Dell: Nice to know we're all on the same page. -
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Mr. Kummer: We could probably get a Satan Worshippers club... but see the school is clever about it. You have to have a sponsor! Who would sponsor that?!
*Class laughs*
Mr. Kummer: Well... there's always Dr. Dell...
*Class laughs*
Mr. Kummer: Don't quote me on that. If anyone asks, Mr. Torrence said it. -
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Dr. Dell: You all don't know how hard it is for me to grade these papers.
Chris: So why don't you just ...stop?
Dr. Dell: Well, I realized that I needed to grade the papers while I was watching the Goblet of Fire. I was watching Dumbledore as the tournament was about to start and he said 'Now is the time that we must choose between what is right, and what is easy.' And I thought, 'I actually have to grade these papers.' -
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// In the middle of physics
*Dr. Dell is standing in the doorway staring at Mr. Bagden*
Mr. Badgen: Dr. Dell?
Dr. Dell: Give me $10.
Mr. Badgen: Is this for your heroin habit? Didn't you try to stop? I thought it was twenty.
Dr. Dell: No, that's for a different girl. This is for your second favorite girl... no third...wait, fourth favorite. *takes money and leaves*
Student: That was sketchy.
Mr. Badgen: There are so many inappropriate jokes I could say right now but I can't.