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#4328 + ( )/34 - [ Report ]
// English 11, Mr. Green is walking around to check student's progress on their work. One student has not managed to complete much.
Mr. Green: Oh come on, it's been 45 minutes, surely you must have gotten *something* done. Show me your paper.
Student: *hesitantly flips the sheet over*
Mr. Green: *screams* -
#4183 + ( )/42 - [ Report ]
// In English, discussing literature
Miller: Mr. Struck, isn't it true that Freud based some of his theories on Shakespeare's plays?
Struck: (incredulously) Are you asking me? I have no idea!
Miller: (to class) And there are things like the Oedipus complex-
Struck: Do you want me to look on Wikipedia for you? -
#3764 + ( )/92 - [ Report ]
// Watching "Def Poetry" in English
Teacher: Alright, only some of these parts might be school appropriate.
// She fast forwards through the host's monologue, then stops as the host leaves to let on the first person to read some poetry.
Teacher: Alright, we'll start right here.
Host: ARE YOU READY FO' SOME MUTHAFUCKIN' POETRY?
Teacher: Noooo, you weren't supposed to hear that. -
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// Mr. Miller is asking students if an Emily Dickinson poem is pro-science or anti-science
// So far, 5 people have said "anti-science"
Mr. Miller: And what do you think?
Student: Well I think it's anti-science...
Mr. Miller: *begins banging his head on the wall*
Student: Wait... um...
Mr. Miller: No, no, keep talking. *continues banging his head* -
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// During Word of the Day in English
Erin: My word is "masticate", which means to chew. I picked it because I like the way it sounds.
Ms. Bello: Does anyone want to use the word in a sentence?
Erin: I masticate every day.
Tim: I masticate 3 or 4 times per day. I even masticate with my friends.
Bello: Good job, guys.
Tim: Would you like to masticate with me, Logan?
Logan: *laughing too hard to answer*
Erin: Do you think you masticate too much, Tim?
Tim: There's no such thing as too much mastication. -
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// Explaining legal aspects of murder in English
Dr. Castaldo: Second degree murder is like, I have a fight with my boyfriend. He says something terrible, I say something terrible, he says something terrible, I pick up a knife and stab him.
Dr. Castaldo: First degree murder is when I have a fight with my boyfriend, and I go home, and think to myself "he's such a horrible person". Then I call him up, tell him I apologize, invite him over for dinner, and poison his food. -
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Ms. Orser: Your writing should be, my favorite word, provocative. Now, when you hear provocative, what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Collin Hennegan: Psh, SEX!!
Mic Byrne: Actually, I think about little bears in the jungle.
Class: *Turns to look at Mic*
Mic Byrne: No, I didn't mean it like that. I meant like, when they have those signs that say "Don't provoke the animals..."