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#4078 + ( )/48 - [ Report ]
// In French Lit, discussing the essays that were handed back.
Mme. Delfosse (in French): You all really wrote some fantastic essays. Unfortunately, if you had written these on the AP exam, you probably wouldn't have done very well, because the graders are all prudes.
Mme. Delfosse (reading from one of the essays): 'So we see that by the end of the novel, Chauvin really, REALLY just wants to pound Anne Desbaresdes...' -
#3909 + ( )/55 - [ Report ]
// A student tries to say that someone is a good woman (elle est une bonne femme)
Mme. Delfosse (translated from French): Ah! Don't use the phrase "bonne femme"! It has a bad connotation in French. It means a woman who is... loose.
Mme Delfosse (in English): You know... not quite a whore, but... a ho... yes, a ho. -
#3184 + ( )/64 - [ Report ]
// While having a discussion on the importance of French history...
// (Everything is said in French.)
Mme. Lasalle: What did this mean for the people, the citizens and their livelihoods?
*silence*
Mme. Lasalle: Come on, I need some more participation in this class! ...Yes, Nicole?
Nicole: How do you say 'velociraptor' in French?
Mme. Lasalle: Pardon? ...Uhm, well, most scientific terms stay the same across the languages--
Nicole: I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!
Mme. Lasalle: *facepalm* -
#2833 + ( )/32 - [ Report ]
// While trying to figure out the meaning of a word in french that should have sounded like "annihilate"
Mme. LaSalle: Come on, it sounds just like the word it translates to in English. A-An....
Nicole: OOH! I know! ANTEATER!
*class laughs approvingly*
Mme. LaSalle: *facepalm* -
#2832 + ( )/60 - [ Report ]
// While discussing philosophies of Le Petit Prince *everything is said in French*
Mme. LaSalle: Tell me: what are your dreams? What makes you believe in yourself?
Nicole: IT IS MY DREAM TO BECOME A CAMEL! Without water, without friendship, but only the flaming sun and the endless desert stretching before me like a deep, sandy paradise.
Mme. LaSalle: Uhm... heh. That's really... interesting. Anyone else? -
#2240 + ( )/34 - [ Report ]
// Translated from French, during a French 3 class about nature vocab.
// Class groups had 60 secs to write down every (French) word that came to mind when Mme. Brazell said "nature".
// The concerned group's name was "Les Anes" - The Donkeys
Mme. Brazell: So, what did the donkey group get?
*group starts listing all the animals: cat, dog, etc.*
Someone: Noobs!
Mme. Brazell: Well, they are asses.
*Class "ooooooh"s and applauses* -
#2157 + ( )/188 - [ Report ]
// French class
Substitute: Okay, everyone.. I only speak English, but your teacher left me a note to give extra food to those who speak the most French.
Nicole: (in French) Fuck this.
Substitute: You there! Nicole, is it? You seem enthusiastic enough... More food for you! -
#978 + ( )/35 - [ Report ]
Ms. Brazell: There's this oil that I remember in French, but not in English
*Consults French-English Dictionary*
Ms. Brazell: Interesting, it seems that it translates to 'Seed of Rape'
*Writes SEED OF RAPE in big letters on whiteboard*
Ms. Brazell: It would be interesting if a visitor walked in right now.