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// Gym class, Coach Gardziel overhears student say the F word
Gardziel: Did you just drop the F-bomb?
Student: ...uhh...yeah.
Gardziel: ALL RIGHT! Never thought you had it in you!
// PE, coach Gardziel is talking
*A sees something in storage closet that he wants. He tries to be sneaky and go in the closet*
*Gardziel notices, slams the door shut and locks it*
// Five minutes later
*Gardziel lets A out of the closet*
// PE during warmups, doing this crazy exercise
Coach Gardziel: Okay, legs up 6 inches!
Some kid: Well this is kinda awkward.
Coach Gardziel: Up 12 inches!
Some kid: What, is he trying to molest us?
Coach Gardziel: Spread your legs out!
// Mr. Gardziel is teaching softball in Gym and little kids from the other side of the fence wave and say hi.
Mr. Gardziel: Hey little kids! Want some candy?