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#5737 + ( )/70 - [ Report ]
// In an introduction to Hamlet
Mr. Green: Okay, now imagine that your father has just died --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and your uncle's marrying your mom --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't go to college --
Class: *gasp*
Mr. Green: -- and you won't have internet --
Class: WHAT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mr. Green: ...you barely gasped when I told you your dad died, but you just can't live without the internet? -
#4608 + ( )/67 - [ Report ]
Mr. Green: You all know what menstrual shows are, right?
Class: *awkward silence*
Mr. Green: You know, where they sing and dance?
Student A: Ooooooooooh! MINSTREL SHOWS!
Mr. Green: Wait, what'd I say?
Student B: Menstrual.
Mr. Green: *pauses* I'm trying to see how that would work... -
#4328 + ( )/34 - [ Report ]
// English 11, Mr. Green is walking around to check student's progress on their work. One student has not managed to complete much.
Mr. Green: Oh come on, it's been 45 minutes, surely you must have gotten *something* done. Show me your paper.
Student: *hesitantly flips the sheet over*
Mr. Green: *screams* -
#3205 + ( )/20 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Green is explaining some of the most basic things to be careful about for a big ol' thesis paper due Monday.
Mr. Green: If you're a senior in high school and in AP Lit and your paper is all written in past tense, then I think I will probably give you an F. I mean, that's like coming to school naked. You should know by now that it's not acceptable.
Mr. Green: ...If you have one little past tense verb in there, I guess that would be more like... showing too much cleavage. So I'd probably just take off a few points... I wouldn't kick you out of school. -
#1259 + ( )/82 - [ Report ]
// After reading a seemingly random poem in English
Class: Mr. Green, why are we reading this poem? Are you going somewhere with it? What does it mean?
Mr. Green: Are you questioning my motives? Well, actually... we didn't have anything to do today... and I found this [poem] on the copier... I was desperate!