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// AP Physics class is writing and solving an integral.
Student: This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen!
// Silence
Mr. Hannum: *under his breath* No, that's your mother...
// In the hallway during the Physics 1 final
Hannum: Don't you just love the smell of burning juniors in the morning?
Forbes: Yep. Smells like victory.
// Talking about AP Physics students
Katie: ...and my friend said, "after that WebAssign I want to hate Mr. Hannum, but it's so hard!"
Amanda Blair: Wait, why is it hard?
Mr. Hannum: *jaw drops*
// 1:40 pm on a Thursday in physics, 1st day of a new unit - springs.
Mr. Hannum: Can we just give up and forget about the work done by a spring?
Class: YES!!
Mr. Hannum: ...
Mr. Hannum: Air friction is hard. It doesn't even vary linearly. Its like v^2/v^3 or something. So air friction and velocity are constantly in an intricate dance of pain.