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#4834 + ( )/64 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Kelly finds a picture of a fish attached to a clothespin on the floor. He picks it up and looks at it for a few seconds.
Mr. Kelly: Hey guys, quiet down. Ok, I know you think Mr. Kelly is a really annoying teacher, but wait for this.
Mr. Kelly: Give me back that fillet o fish, give me that fish! Give me back that fillet o fish, give me that fish! *sings the rest of the song*
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#2147 + ( )/33 - [ Report ]
// In World History, talking about the Tao
Mr. Kelly: I knew a guy, he had some friends come and ask him, wanna go jump off a 100-foot bridge into water? Guess what happened.
Mr. Kelly: They survive.
Steven Drodge: Wow. That brings a whole new meaning to "if your friends all jumped off a bridge, would you?"