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#3107 + ( )/66 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck does an activity called "Meeting of the Minds"
Mr. Kummer: So, in an effort to distance ourselves from Mr. Struck, we shall call this activity "You Are There."
// Enter Mr. Torrence, sees instructions on board
Mr. Torrence: Ahh, doing a Meeting of the Minds? -
#1633 + ( )/136 - [ Report ]
Mr. Kummer: We could probably get a Satan Worshippers club... but see the school is clever about it. You have to have a sponsor! Who would sponsor that?!
*Class laughs*
Mr. Kummer: Well... there's always Dr. Dell...
*Class laughs*
Mr. Kummer: Don't quote me on that. If anyone asks, Mr. Torrence said it. -
#1618 + ( )/15 - [ Report ]
// While watching a movie taking place in a newsroom; Woodward and Bernstein are reporters portrayed in the movie.
Mr. Kummer: My journalism class once took a trip to that very newsroom. We came all the way up from Texas.
Mr. Zack: Did you see Woodward and Bernstein?
Mr. Kummer: Uh, no, the whole staff was on strike when we got there. -
#1484 + ( )/49 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Kummer is teaching his America and the World Since 1989 class about the history of the Soviet Union and Russia
Mr. Kummer: The Russians still have this thing for strong, powerful leaders. You can still walk down the street and see some little old lady wearing a Joe Stalin pin on her coat. And you want to say, hey lady, he killed 30 million people. But she'll just say "But he was a powerful leader." Well, no shit! -
#1336 + ( )/12 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov talking about the guy who was sued for mooning someone and her daughter
Mr. Kummer: We were just discussing the buttocks policy.
Mr. Torrence: Who here is baring their buttocks?
Mr. Kummer: Blahblahblah...it's not indecent.
Mr. Torrence: But it depends on the nature of the buttocks. -
#1296 + ( )/13 - [ Report ]
// AP Gov
Mr. Kummer: Speaking of the pornography discussion.
*takes off jacket*
Nolan: He says as he takes off his clothes.
Mr. Kummer: Hey! It's hot in here!
Mr. Kummer: In 1991 the Supreme Court ruled that nude dancing does not enjoy full protection under the first amendment. (Barns v. Glen Theatre Inc.) -
#1219 + ( )/68 - [ Report ]
// During Mr. Kummer's AP Gov class
Kummer: One of the roles of the media is Scorekeeper. They like to use lists and numbers a lot. Go to the supermarket checkout aisle and look at the magazines there. They are covered in numbers. Like one might read:
"32 Ways to Make a Juicier Turkey"
"8 Ways to Have a Better Sex Life"
"17 Ways to Have a Better Sex Life with Juicy Turkeys"