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#3221 + ( )/83 - [ Report ]
// Talking about rising gas prices in AP Gov
Mr. Majeske: We haven't built any new refineries in the US in years, in fact we lost one in Katrina!
Student 1: How big are oil refineries?
Mr. Majeske: As big as my mother-in-law.
*class bursts into laughter*
Student 2: Mr. Majeske, I'm going to tell her you said that.
Mr. Majeske: You can't. She's dead.
*class is unsure what to do*
Mr. Majeske: *quietly* In two plots... -
#3103 + ( )/136 - [ Report ]
Blake: Mr. Majeske! You didn't get fired?!
Majeske: *headdesk*
Class: ...
Blake: Yeah, so yesterday I was just sitting in the hallway, minding my own business, and Mr. Majeske came over and kind of just loomed over me. So I said "Please don't kick me!" and he said "Okay, I'll just kick your bag instead," and he kicked my bag.
Majeske: And who should be behind me but Dr. Glazer... *sigh*
// Enter Mr. Hardison
Majeske: Can I help you?
Hardison: Just wanted to make sure you were still teaching! *smiles* -
#1225 + ( )/19 - [ Report ]
Mr. Majeske: ... and our test on friday will be moved.
Student: To TODAY!!!?!??!?
Mr. Majeske: Yes.
Class: NOoooo
Mr. Majeske: Just kidding, it's going to be next week.
Long: Oh my gosh! Mr. Majeske, when you said that I just got HOT all over! I'm serious!
Mr. Majeske: ummmm... good job?