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#4375 + ( )/76 - [ Report ]
// Talking about Riemann Sums in Multivariable Calculus
Dr. Osborne: *very animatedly* So once you divide up the curve into these areas, you make a bunch of long, skinny French fries!! And what do you get when you add up all the French fries?
Nader: A potato!
Dr. Osborne: A VOLUME! -
#4263 + ( )/139 - [ Report ]
// Dr. Osborne's Precalc class has just taken their first test of the year.
Dr. Osborne: There were many algebraic mistakes that people had made on this test. Such as...
*writes bunch of simple algebraic problems on the board and solves them in the wrong way*
Dr. Osborne: NOOOOO!!!
*furiously crosses them out*
Dr. Osborne: This kind of stuff is OFFENSIVE to me!
Dr. Osborne: I look at this and I go "OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!" -
#4086 + ( )/83 - [ Report ]
// Discussing life lessons on the last day of Diff Eq
Student: Tell us about an adventure.
Dr. Osborne: An adventure? I don't think I have any that are PG-13...
// Later that class
Student: Come on Dr. Osborne, there has to be something you did in college you can tell us!
Dr. Osborne: Very little of what I did in college was PG-13. -
#3232 + ( )/27 - [ Report ]
// In BC calc with Dr. Osborne on pi day, discussing Euler's Identity
Dr. Osborne: You know, Dr. Glazer once told me he wanted to get a tattoo of it somewhere on his body.
Student: Do you have a tattoo of it on your body?
Dr. Osborne: No! ...But I do know a friend who has a tattoo of a carbon atom on his back.