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#5809 + ( )/20 - [ Report ]
// Discussing limits in Precalc
Dr. Osborne: I know these limits seem really easy now, but next year in Calculus, its a trap. You'll fall asleep, the first week of school, because it all seems so easy... Then, you'll wake up in October and BAM! You'll get hit like, like a GUILLOTINE!!
Lucas: Is it sharp?
Dr. Osborne: NO! IT'S HEAVY, METAL, AND DULL!!
Dr. Osborne: Sorry. But seriously, pay attention. -
#5371 + ( )/105 - [ Report ]
A: You know what would be cool? If Mr. Kummer narrated a documentary. There'd be some random thing happening, and halfway through he'd start talking about some girl he knew in college.
B: Oh, and Dr. Osborne could do the track for the hearing-impaired.
A: "I DON'T NEED SUBTITLES!!!" -
#5309 + ( )/63 - [ Report ]
// Describing his proposed Senior Tech Project
Tom: Much like night-vision goggles, our project would allow you to see something other than visible light. However, instead of seeing a different spectrum of electromagnetic radiation, you would be seeing sounds.
Tom: Of course, we already have LSD for that, but this way you can avoid bad trips.
Tom: *pauses*
Tom: Actually, you might consider it a bad trip if you encountered Dr. Osborne and were permanently blinded... -
#5248 + ( )/98 - [ Report ]
// During Multivar, discussion of some simple integrals
Dr. Osborne: You know, then you can just use the double angle identity here. You should have learned this in, what, 7th grade...or kindergarten, or whatever...
Student: What did YOU learn in kindergarten, Dr. Osborne?