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#3289 + ( )/86 - [ Report ]
Sra Pou: I calculated, and I found out that I'd make more money at McDonald's than here.
Class: !!!
Sra. Pou: And I'd get benefits! Free meals!
A: And you speak Spanish.
Sra Pou: Hey, you're right! Wait, that's racist... *pauses*
Sra Pou: Well then, I'd have a better chance of being a supervisor. -
#3112 + ( )/52 - [ Report ]
// During our first period Spanish class
Senora Pou: Oh yeah, guys, I was beaten all the time when I went to Catholic school, I was a bad kid!
John P: You thinks that's bad?! My teacher when I was younger used to pick us up by our necks and tell us to be quiet!
Senora Pou: And you still haven't learned to be quiet? -
#1693 + ( )/499 - [ Report ]
// In the middle of Spanish, Brendan passes a note to Nolan
Nolan: Sra. Pou, I think you should read this note Brendan passed me...
Brendan: No! I didn't write that!
Sra. Pou: (reading note to class) "Tu madre es gordo y homosexuál". Very well done, the note is even in Spanish! You even put an accent in homosexual! Now, the only thing wrong with it is it should be gorda, not gordo since it is tu madre, which is feminine. Muy bien!
// Sra. Pou hands note back to Nolan, Brendan sighs in relief. -
#1666 + ( )/87 - [ Report ]
// During a Spanish test, a kid asks Sra. Pou about a confusing question
Kid: I don't remeber learning any verbs you do in bed.
Sra. Pou: Well we went over one verb you do in bed. I mean at your age, there's only so much you do in bed, I don't get why this is so confusing... -
#1050 + ( )/40 - [ Report ]
// In Spanish with Ms. Pou, talking about nude beaches
Ms. Pou: There are some bad beaches in California, too. And I was with my little daughter. At first I was trying to cover up her eyes, but then I was just like, yeah, let her look. Then she says, 'what's that Mommy?' and that's when you go... 'erh... that's a BB Gun!'