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//discussing teachers suing students
Mr. Zack: I probably shouldn't tell you this, but...
Mr. Zack: I REALLY shouldn't tell you this, but...
Mr. Zack: Students... are allowed to sue their teachers.
*class perks up*
Mr. Zack: Don't even think-
Mr. Zack: DO not even THINK about it.
Mr. Zack: I have a good attorney. I know all of the judges in the district. I'm friends with most of them. I will beat you. I will CRUSH YOU. And I will FLICK YOU OFF.
Mr. Zack: *looks around intimidatingly*
*later in the semester...*
Student: *is a klutz and trips over Mr. Zack's foot, falling flat on his face on the ground*
Entire class: SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE!