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#2940 + ( )/16 - [ Report ]
// In APUSH
Mr. Struck: ...and technically the state of West Virginia is unconstitutional. The Constitution states that two states cannot be created out of one, in other words, you can't split a state up for any reason to create two new ones. Maybe that's why West Virginians marry their cousins...
Mod note: Actually, this isn't true (see Article IV, Section 3--if state legislatures and Congress consent, it's all good), but hey. -
#2710 + ( )/83 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck is asking/teasing A about her date to Homecoming and refers to him as her boyfriend
A: We're not going out!
Mr. Struck: Oh, are you one of those girls who rips a boy's heart out of his chest, still beating, throws it on the sidewalk and stomps all over it while he watches?
Mr. Struck: I've dated lots of girls like that.
Mr. Struck: Thankfully, one of them married me, so I'm okay. -
#2691 + ( )/117 - [ Report ]
// Talking about birthdays in AP US
Mr. Struck: Well, *some* of us have decade birthdays coming up...
Natalie: Oh, Mr. Struck, are you turning 40?
Mr. Struck: Natalie gets an A for the year! But no, I'm turning 50.
Collin: Well, at least you get a senior citizen discount.
Mr. Struck: And Collin gets an F for the year. -
#2622 + ( )/14 - [ Report ]
// About the class behind the divider, while 20th Century History students were learning about Gandhi
A: They were so loud yesterday!
Mr. Struck: Well, they’re taking an SOL in the library today.
B: Aw, we were actually planning to work our revenge during their SOL.
Mr. Struck: That’s not very nice. Didn’t you listen to Gandhi?
C: We wrote them a note from Gandhi. They just banged on the wall more. -
#2414 + ( )/29 - [ Report ]
Maggie: So, Mr. Struck, I was on ratemyteachers.com and you're like in the top ten highest rated teachers they have on there. Out of everyone!
Mr. Struck: Yes, I know; (another teacher) and I were having a contest a few years back to see who could get the highest rating.
Maggie *joking*: So who won?
Mr. Struck: *silence* -
#2365 + ( )/559 - [ Report ]
// Discussing the upcoming Level 2 crisis drill
Ethan: Yeah, we're like number 38 on the list of the 50 most likely spots for a terrorist attack.
Mr. Struck: Really?
Ethan: Yeah, I think it's because if the SysLab gets taken out then the pentagon loses internet or something. -
#2169 + ( )/32 - [ Report ]
// Mr. Struck is talking about immigration.
Mr. Struck: So the field of eugenics was big then; there was this guy who tried to prove that the immigrants from southern and eastern Europe were inferior to those of Anglo-Saxon descent.
Student: How?
Mr. Struck: He said the Anglo-Saxon physical characteristics of steeply sloped, high foreheads meant that they were smarter.
Class: *starts laughing*
Mr. Struck: Yes, I'm the smartest person in this room; my forehead gets higher every year! -
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// The Norris-LaGuardia Bill is brought up in History. The topic of Chuck Norris is breached.
Mr. Struck: I've heard the one where every one of Chuck Norris's chest hairs has a black belt.
*class laughs, a few more Chuck Norris jokes are exchanged*
Mr. Struck: They should make one of those sites for Mrs. Bicknell.
Jaskot: Or for you! We could have: Every one of the hairs on Mr. Struck's head has a... oh wait, never mind.