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#1614 + ( )/201 - [ Report ]
// A student forgot to sign in to one of Mr. Stueben's 8th pds...
Student: Will you sign my paper saying I was there?
Stueben: This is from over a month ago! What are you thinking?! This is the last time I'll sign forms for you! You are an idiot, waiting so long...
Stueben: *takes paper from student and writes:
"Student was here on so and so a day. He is an idiot."
-M. Stueben*
Student: *Takes paper and slowly walks away* -
#1609 + ( )/482 - [ Report ]
Student: Mr.Stueben, do you want a mint?
Mr. Stueben: No, I never take candy from students in case it's poisoned.
Student: What about a wrapped Snickers bar?
Mr. Stueben: I would still take it home and feed it to my dog first, to test it.
Mr. Stueben: I have lost 3 dogs that way.
Me: You know chocolate is poisonous to dogs, right?
Mr. Stueben: Now you tell me! So late in my career! -
#1516 + ( )/40 - [ Report ]
// Before school, trying to clear an eigth period absence with Mr. Stueben
Zack: David says he signed me in.
Mr. Stueben (to David): You lied?!
David: No. I just forgot.
*Mr. Stueben takes eighth period absence paper*
Mr. Stueben: I'll turn this in. Unexcused.
*Mr. Stueben walks away. David follows*
Mr. Stueben: What are you doing?
David: To be perfectly honest, I was going to swipe the paper and forge your signature.
Mr Stueben: Just go away. We'll both have a better day -
#1017 + ( )/376 - [ Report ]
Mr. Stueben: It has come to my attention that some students do not like my quizzes. Consequently, until morale improves, all quiz questions will be written in Mandarin Chinese. Good luck!
DIRECTIONS: Choose the best answer to the following question from the choices below.
(Chinese text you don't need to know to solve it)
A. All of the below.
B. None of the below.
C. All of the above.
D. One of the above.
E. None of the above.
F. None of the above.