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#2593 + ( )/276 - [ Report ]
Sh4d0wDusT: this kid at disney world
Sh4d0wDusT: was pointing a toy rifle
Sh4d0wDusT: at mickymouse
Sh4d0wDusT: off in the distance
Sh4d0wDusT: and some tj guy walks over
Sh4d0wDusT: and says to the kid to aim a bit to the left
Sh4d0wDusT: to account for the CORIOLIS EFFECT -
#2540 + ( )/102 - [ Report ]
// Talking with a base school friend
Base School Kid: You know, I'd never fit in at TJ. You guys just...aren't normal.
TJ Kid #1: Yeah, we're so far from normal we're tangential.
BSK: See, that's what I mean! You're all weird! You have such a deviant sense of humor.
TJ Kid #2: Sorry.
BSK: Just promise you'll stop, okay?
TJ 1: Fine. Well, anyways, you get used to it. We have pretty standard deviation at TJ.
BSK: Standard deviation?
TJ 1: Yeah, like we're all weird the same way.
TJ 2: *ahem* STANDARD DEVIATION!?
TJ 1: ...Crap
TJ 1: I did it again, didn't I? -
#1566 + ( )/28 - [ Report ]
A: This boy told his mom he was using his laptop to do his homework, but she came into the room and found that the homework looked suspiciously like CS.
B: ...I don't get it.
A: You know what CS is, right?
B: Yeah.
A: What is it?
B: (in a "duh" tone) Computer science.
A: Er... Counterstrike?
B: ... -
#1358 + ( )/81 - [ Report ]
// Talking to a non-TJ student
Freshman girl: The great thing about TJ is you can wrap a wire around a bunch of other wires, say 'Hey, it's a histone!' and nobody will beat you up. Although your lab partner will remind you that the DNA molecule is wrapped twice around the histone, so it's not really right. -
#1232 + ( )/36 - [ Report ]
// In physics talking about the new newton's cradle Mr. Forbes had bought from Spencer's
Mr. Forbes: If you go into Spencer's Gifts, you see science toys, lava lamps, and sex jokes...so my question is: who exactly are they marketing to?
Stogus: TJ STUDENTS OF COURSE!
Mr. Forbes: I was gonna say ex hippie physics teachers but yeah that works too... -
#562 + ( )/28 - [ Report ]
// Names removed to protect the innocent.
Girl: What are two more things I want college admissions people to know about me?
Boy: MY VIRGINITY IS A PRECIOUS THING TO ME!
G: My virginity?
G: "Yes, with all the horny boys at TJ, it's quite a challenge sometimes to keep my pants on." -
#303 + ( )/44 - [ Report ]
// In the lunch line at the National Science Bowl
Logan: My favorite chemicals are methyl hydrazine and 1,3,5-triazine.
Anon: Methyl hydrazine, CH3N2H3. What's 1,3,5-triazine?
Logan: Three hydrogen cyanides joined in a ring. Or, you could, of course, flip one of them to get 1,2,4-triazine.
Anon: I see. And you could flip another one to get.. oh, wait, that puts you back where you started. Well, my favorite chemical is 1,3,7-trimethylxanthine.
Logan: What's that?
Anon: Caffeine.
Logan: Oh! I see. That is a popular chemical.
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Logan: Y'know, if caffeine were an illegal drug, TJ would be like Columbia. -
#232 + ( )/32 - [ Report ]
// TJ stress (cadilackid not from TJ).
cadilackid: I think I'm starting to feel a fraction of your stress, it's been the week from Hell and it just won't end :p
thedantran: hm.
thedantran: here's what you do
thedantran: you take that week of hell
thedantran: make it 52 weeks of hell
thedantran: and multiply by satan
thedantran: and you have a fraction of TJ