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#5250 + ( )/34 - [ Report ]
// An anecdote about a feminist he once met.
Mr. Torrence: I held open the door for her, and she said, "I'm perfectly capable of holding the door open myself."
Mr. Torrence: She gave me a look as if I were patronizing her.
Mr. Torrence: I was just a little Southern boy! That's just what we did.
Sam: You don't know how she was raised!
Sam: You can't judge her!
Mr. Torrence: Yes... I can. -
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Mr. Torrence: My niece friended me on Facebook a little while ago. Now she's a freshman in college.
Mr. Torrence: Based on what I've seen on her profile, I think that she's forgotten she friended me...
Mr. Torrence: We're going to have an interesting conversation on Thanksgiving... -
#4388 + ( )/39 - [ Report ]
// In AP Government, Mr. Torrence is talking about the wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl
Mr. Torrence: People were upset because there were children watching.
Mr. Torrence: As if children haven't already seen mammary glands...
Mr. Torrence (aside): Once you get old enough to appreciate them you can't see them anymore... -
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Mr. Torrence: There was actually a person in Soviet Russia whose job it was to determine what size brassieres to make for the entire Soviet Union. So he would authorize the production of "x" many B-cups and "y" many D-cups.
Kevin: Wait, what in tarnation is a "brassiere," and why are we talking about tea cups?