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// Biology with Dr. Wood
Dr. Wood: When you stick your arms out to your sides for a long time, lactic acid starts to build up and eventually your arms start burning.
Lisa Ju: You mean your arms catch on FIRE??
Boy: Dr. Wood, can you explain circumcision to us?
Dr. Wood: Pretend I'm a penis. If I'm wearing a turtleneck, I haven't been circumsized... if I'm wearing a crew neck, I have.
Class: o.O