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#1682 + ( )/70 - [ Report ]
// Economics class during a presentation on different types of businesses
Person doing presentation: Proprietorships are normally small mom-and-pop type businesses, or father and son stores
Crystal Zheng: Why are there no father and daughter stores?
John Sherwood: Because women don't work.
Mr. Zack: ... Yeah, pretty much. -
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// While watching a movie taking place in a newsroom; Woodward and Bernstein are reporters portrayed in the movie.
Mr. Kummer: My journalism class once took a trip to that very newsroom. We came all the way up from Texas.
Mr. Zack: Did you see Woodward and Bernstein?
Mr. Kummer: Uh, no, the whole staff was on strike when we got there. -
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// Mr. Zack's AP Gov classes are participating in a model Congress. They have just passed a pro-choice (abortion) bill.
Matt: Mr. Speaker?
John: Yes, Mr. Christian.
Matt: Mr. Speaker, I move that we suspend the rules and move bill H. R. 17 up to the next order of business.
Mr. Zack: Matt, you need to say the bill number AND title.
Matt: Oh, H. R. 17 the... *looks at paper* Maidenhead Recovery Act.
*class bursts out laughing*
Matt: I mean, uh... *looks at paper again* Menhaden! Menhaden Recovery Act!