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// After being asked how to explain to a french teacher why you can't be in class
G: Oh, well you'd say something like 'est-ce que je peux... j'ai besan... je ne vais pas etre... I'M NOT COMING TO YOUR FUCKING CLASS. I HATE YOU. GO DIE.'
