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// Gathered around a broken industrial hand mixer where I work. Apparently it had caught its own cord and nearly severed it.
Clayton (an older worker): We could cut and splice it together...
Pete (my boss): Can you splice?
Clayton: Yeah.
Pete: Wait, let's not do anything yet. It may still be under warranty.
Me: Well, if you do decide to cut it, *pulls out pliers/wire cutters from pocket* here.
Pete: The fuck do you have wire cutters for, MacGyver? *turns to Clayton* The boy scout carries wire cutters and teabags bitches!
