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// On the bus, Logan sitting near some new freshman girl
Logan: Hey, I've never seen you before. Who are you?
Girl: Oh, I'm Heather.
Logan: Hello Heather.
*pause*
Logan: Hey Johnny, I met a girl today.
Me: *shoots root beer out of nose*