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// Nick is in love with the TV show 24
Mariah: Isn't Jack Bauer gay?
Nick: No, Jack Bauer is NOT gay!
Mariah: But I saw him wearing a pink shirt on last night's episode.
Nick: Jack Bauer does not wear pink! Jack Bauer wears salmon!
