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// History Class
Mr. Struck: Then in 1914... Wait, Mrs. Bicknell, your family was in Germany at this time, correct?
Mrs. Bicknell: Actually no, they were in the Samoas.
Mr. Struck: In the Pacific?
Teddy: No, the Girl Scout Cookie.
