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TheDarkFuzz: Oppose me on the pizza issue, will you?
ponderosa87: Duh.
ponderosa87: Domino's for the win.
TheDarkFuzz: Not so, fool. Pizza Hut is far superior.
ponderosa87: Pizza Hut is greasy and weak, fool!
TheDarkFuzz: Eating Dominoes over Pizza Hut is like eating trash someone took a crap in instead of eating great pizza. Although why I would expect an uncultured ingrate like you to know, I have no idea.
ponderosa87: Geez, while you're at it, why don't you just slice a piece of lard into eight equally vile, overly cheesy concoctions and call it "piz-uh", like your precious Pizza Hut.
ponderosa87: Fool!
TheDarkFuzz: I'll "fool" you!
ponderosa87: Oh ho.
ponderosa87: Now it's on.
TheDarkFuzz: It's already been brung.
TheDarkFuzz: Wait, damn. Wrong timing! Wrong timing!
TheDarkFuzz: Mayday! Abandon ship!
ponderosa87: I sunk your battleship!
TheDarkFuzz: ...well crap. Luckily, I brought along some fresh pizza to eat while I float in the middle of the ocean.
TheDarkFuzz: Shit, this is Dominoes! I told the boy to get Pizza Hut! Ahhhh god, it's like every toilet in the world just took a crap in my mouth!
ponderosa87: Eww.
TheDarkFuzz: Exactly.
ponderosa87: Now there's a metaphor I shall carry with me to my death bed.
