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// Ms. Conklin scrunches up her face in disgust at the computer screen
Student: What's wrong?
Ms. Conklin: I got an e-mail where someone called me "Mrs."
Ms. Conklin: I'm not married, nor will I EVER be again... unless someone has a lot of money...