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A well-known sentiment is that of "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens".
Less well known are the two variations derived from this, to wit:
"Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates."
...so please stop killing kittens. It rains too often already.
And:
"Every time a kitten masturbates, God kills you."
...which is slightly alarming. Get your kittens fixed, please.
