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// In biology
Teacher: So, let's see, who's missing...?
Matt: *quickly turns facing teacher in seat, raising hand excitedly* Oooh, I am!! I am!
Eric: ...?
Matt: ...What? I was listening!
Eric: ...Dude, she said "Who's MISSING"...
