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Jack Breese: I was just cleaning my room, and I found a pair of pants I'd never seen before. And my mom was all "WTF! I'v never seen those either." I think I'll put them on ebay as haunted or something.
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O
Jack Breese: They were like, fat dude pants.
AntarcticPhoenix: they probably grew there
Jack Breese: wouldn't doubt it
AntarcticPhoenix: some of your other pants
AntarcticPhoenix: reproduced
AntarcticPhoenix: do pants spore?
Jack Breese: I'd bet they do. Asexual pants reproduction.
Jack Breese: Unless pants have penises.
Jack Breese: Do skirts have vaginas?
AntarcticPhoenix: .....
AntarcticPhoenix: o_O