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**Allison pretends to hit on Megan**
M: I'm sorry, I find Orlando Bloom waaaay too attractive to switch sides. But I'll always be your straight girlfriend.
A: But he looks like a girl! It's not much of a stretch
M: True.
A: I mean by a large stretch you look like Xena.
M: What do you mean large? I'm sexy!
A: Well you have the hair, but not the eyes, and not the uhhhhhhh
M: Yes.......... Okay, so I'm not well endowed does it matter?
A: You make up for it in ass.
M: This is true.