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//First day of HUM 1, Mr. Williams is going around the class asking people what distinguishes them from everyone else
Mr. Williams: So Asha, what's special about you?
Asha: I don't know...
Mr. Williams: Okay, say Asha was really happy one day. So she's so jolly that she runs out of school and skips across Braddock Road. At the same time, Katherine is driving down Braddock Road and sees Asha skipping across. She thinks, "Oh Asha, that bitch! I hate her!" and runs her over. Asha, what would people say about you at your funeral?