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// Talking about the double spaced history assignment over IM
A: what a waste of paper.
B: oh no...I wasted a page or two. The earth is going to explode and global warming is going to eat everyone...
A: no, it’s actually because i'm running out of paper, although what you said is also true
B: make some paper
A: out of what?
B: trees
A: that's true, theres a bunch of trees behind my house. But how am i going to make paper by... tomorrow morning?
B: 1.chop down tree 2. make into paper
A: right, the make into paper part might be a little problematic
B: 1. put log in blender 2. put blended log into a bowl of water 3. spread over flat surface in rectangles 4. bake for 2 hours
A: are you wikipedia-ing this or something?
B: are you kidding? a log would BREAK THE BLENDER
A. Oh...right
