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// Nate is teaching freshmen how to use the intranet
Nate: DAMMIT.
Frosh: Dude, virgin ears.
Nate: Uh, sorry.
// Seconds later
Frosh to Frosh 2: Fucktard, you're doing it wrong.
Nate: Virgin ears?
Frosh: I never said virgin mouth...
