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StealerOfPie v2: man
StealerOfPie v2: this guy is my hero
StealerOfPie v2: after seventeen years
StealerOfPie v2: in a six-hour showdown
StealerOfPie v2: he beat all 256 levels of pac-man on a single life and obtained the highest possible score
StealerOfPie v2: Imagine a world in which Billy Mitchell never encountered Pac-Man. Put to good use his sharp mind, excellent hand-eye coordination, incredibly long attention span and his prodigious talent for problem-solving probably would have led the world into a utopian technological society by now. The human genome would have been mapped by the mid eighties. World poverty would have been eliminated entirely. The air and the earth would be clean. We'd be living in an age of unprecedented peace. Serbs and Kosovars would be frolicking hand in hand cracking jokes about their ethnic differences. Billy Mitchell would have a girlfriend. Instead, Billy Mitchell played Pac-Man and grew a moustache.