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// Mrs. Waterfall explaining to CHUM how with age comes the ability to get away with pranks.
// On telephone with Security Office, after Mrs. Waterfall has seen custodians on the roof fixing something.
Waterfall: HELLO!! This is Milde Waterfall, room 205 calling to report VERY suspicious activity.
Waterfall: It is currently 1:35 and 25 seconds! There are several men on the roof, who we suspect are terrorists!
Waterfall: We have not confirmed yet, but they may be armed!
Waterfall: We have closed the blinds, locked the door, turned off the lights, and are lying underneath the desks.
Waterfall: Please send help immediately!