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// During homecoming while at a restaurant with friends
Guy A: Do YOU think Stalin is cute?
Girl A: Uuuh... yeah, of course!
Guy A: *facepalm*
Girl B: Young Stalin is adorable!
Girl A: Stalin? What? I thought you said puppies!