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// In Health class, Student A is sleeping
Mr. Potoker: A, wake up!
*A refuses to budge*
Class: Wake up A!
*A still does not move*
Random Student: A, I'm taking your graphing calculator!
*A is suddenly wide awake*
A: WHAT!?!