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HellHawk123: my new opening line is
HellHawk123: "shall we have sexual intercourse now, or shall we have sexual intercourse at a later time of your discretion?"
erin x kristin: ....
HellHawk123: isn't that awesome?
HellHawk123: now in the best case, the said girl will then tear off all her clothes, and pull me passionately into some dark closet
erin x kristin: ...
HellHawk123: in the worst case
HellHawk123: she'll mace me
erin x kristin: well then best of luck to you
HellHawk123: maybe she'll pull me into a dark closet and mace me
HellHawk123: you know, give a little, take a little
erin x kristin: understandable.
