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Jack: You know what's hardcore?
Jack: Smoking alcohol.
Jack: If you can smoke alcohol without getting burned, you are the hardest of core.
Menke: You know what else is hardcore?
Menke: Smoking GASOLINE.
Jack: And you know what else is hardcore?
Jack: Your mom. In bed. Over the internet. But not for free! With your uncle and a dog. Some restrictions may apply, not valid in Canada.
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Jack: You know what else is hardcore?
Jack: Captain Planet.
All: YES!!!!