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• #3759 + (+13)/13 - [ Report ]

  // Meeting of the Minds in Ms. Glatter's class
  Lincoln: I disagree with Mr. Clay, although I love his peace-and-lovemaking skills...

• #3657 + (+13)/27 - [ Report ]

  Dr. Uston: Humans do not multiply.

  Tags: uston

• #3587 + (+13)/21 - [ Report ]

  // In philosophy discussing the aspects of absolute and relative truth
  Student: Mr. Lamb, are you a relativist?
  Lamb: ...Only if you're an absolutist.

  Tags: lamb

• #3405 + (+13)/27 - [ Report ]

  // Related to quote 3320; Mr. Torrence is trying to remember an old student's name
  Mr. T: Um... It starts with a D...
  Surbhi: Samantha!
  Mr. T: Yes! Samantha! Wait...
  Prianka: Um. I'm Prianka.
  Mr. T: Surbhi!
  Surbhi: What? It worked with Jonathan...

  Tags: torrence

• #3085 + (+13)/55 - [ Report ]

  In english class talking about alcoholic fermentation
  Vivian: So wine is made because of alcoholic fermentation, right?
  Cassidy: yeah
  Vivian: so that means that when Jesus turns water to wine he does alcoholic fermentation?
  Cassidy: but Jesus makes wine from water instantaneously so...
  Vivian: Jesus is made up of catalysts!!!

• #3080 + (+13)/57 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about politics in Energy Systems
  Student: So are you a Republican, Mr. Kemp?
  Mr. Kemp: Nooo. I don't support the dark side.

  Tags: kemp

• #2955 + (+13)/17 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing part of a movie seen in the last class
  Mr. Blackwell: If anyone can tell me how many post offices there were in 1850, I'll stomp my foot like Rumpelstiltskin and disappear.

  Tags: blackwell

• #2628 + (+13)/17 - [ Report ]

  Ivan: Wait, does YMCA really stand for Young Men's Christian Association?
  Ariel: Yes...
  Ivan: Oh, I always thought it was short for gym.

  Tags: ivan_lee

• #2590 + (+13)/39 - [ Report ]

  // In English, talking about a line in a drama
  A: That's how I lost two of my girlfriends.
  Class: *general laughter*
  Mr. Miller: Don't worry, A!  There are plenty of fish in the sea.  Somebody hook A up with a date.
  J: *quietly* Or a fish.

  Tags: english miller

• #2457 + (+13)/39 - [ Report ]

  // Wire in a magnetic field
  Dr. Dell: So which way will the current go, clockwise or counterclockwise?
  // People mess with the right-hand-rule
  Student: Counter-clockwise
  Dr. Dell: How many people vote counter-clockwise?
  // People raise their hands
  Dr. Dell: Good, so do I. So the current is going counterclockwise...
  // Dell resumes lecturing for a few seconds
  Dr. Dell: Wait, no, it's clockwise.

  Tags: dell physics

• #2446 + (+13)/35 - [ Report ]

  // Discussing A Tale of Two Cities
  Mr. Miller: Who does Sydney Carton love?
  Jess: *quietly* Yo mama.
  Mr. Miller: You leave my mama out of this!

  Tags: miller

• #2348 + (+13)/25 - [ Report ]

  // Mr. Miller's English Class
  Diana: Maybe I shouldn't be telling this...
  Mr. Miller: This is gonna be good.
  Diana: I learned to forge my parents' signatures...
  // Mr. Miller covers his face, walks away

  Tags: miller

• #2248 + (+13)/21 - [ Report ]

  SY: because when you read text you really have to read into the meaning
  SY: every letter is important!
  JC: whpenisat do you mean?

• #2020 + (+13)/25 - [ Report ]

  // BC Calc
  Mrs. Eagen: You got REAMED!
  // Dictionary defines ream as 'to squeeze the juice from'

  Tags: eagen

• #1835 + (+13)/47 - [ Report ]

  // Regarding the protectiveness of parents of single children
  Sean: Yea, but once you have another sibling or two, you get to be expendable.

  Tags: sean_cruz

• #1751 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  // Talking about waves
  Dr. Walker: There's one that's really fast. You see it all the time but never pay attention to it...
  Student: You?
  Dr. Walker: No one ever accused me of being fast...

  Tags: walker

• #1746 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  // In regards to statistics survey on guessing ethnicity of Asian people
  Andy: Cool, I got 7 right. Do you want to try, Mom?
  Andy's mom: Okay... *looks at first one, then answers seriously* Ummm... Asian?
  Andy: ...    

• #1680 + (+13)/21 - [ Report ]

  Arucard536: you know what i've realized
  star56shine: ?
  Arucard536: never mind
  Arucard536: i thought it was something profound, then i realized it was wrong

• #1486 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  Non TJ Kid: So, tell me about your field trip.
  Alyson: We went to Body Worlds and it was SO cool! I thought it'd be really gross, though, since we were looking at real live cadavers...

• #1439 + (+13)/17 - [ Report ]

  // Gov class, Mr. Kummer stops a videotape, and some television channel comes up. It is showing a video of Coretta Scott King speaking.
  Mr. Kummer: *turns to TV* You be quiet.

  Tags: kummer

• #1332 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  Sam Leven: Oh yes, Tilghman is omniscient.
  Tilghman Schraden: Really? I didn't know that.

  Tags: sam_leven tilghman_schraden

• #1291 + (+13)/21 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Sacks: So if Queen Elizabeth died, Charles would take over. But at this rate she's... never gonna die. If she does, they'll stuff her with so much formaldehyde and just prop her right back up! *imitates Queen Elizabeth's body waving stiffly to everyone and grinning like an idiot*

  Tags: sacks

• #1000 + (+13)/23 - [ Report ]

  AntarcticPhoenix: it occurs to me that the fight over 1000
  AntarcticPhoenix: will not be as much as the fight over #1337

  Tags: nathan_watson

• #874 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  Mr. Blackwell: Anytime you're in a huge meeting, and you can't go to the bathroom, and you can't fall asleep, they're out to control your mind.

  Tags: blackwell

• #785 + (+13)/15 - [ Report ]

  // In TA preceding the SRR discussion
  Mr. Zack: "Are you boys betting? You know you can't bet in school."
  Someone: "No, we're playing Capitalism. You don't play it for money, Mr. Zack."

  Tags: zack

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