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#648 + ()/15 - [ Report ]
// M. Beeckman, in the middle French class, addresses a student question, then turns it into a long lecture about culture.
M. Beeckman: There's more than one way to cut the cheese.
Class: *cracks up*
M. Beeckman: Well, brie cheese is really soft, and to give everyone the sweetest bit you have to cut it in wedges, and Roquefort... -
#5989 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
//discussing teachers suing students
Mr. Zack: I probably shouldn't tell you this, but...
Mr. Zack: I REALLY shouldn't tell you this, but...
Mr. Zack: Students... are allowed to sue their teachers.
*class perks up*
Mr. Zack: Don't even think-
Mr. Zack: DO not even THINK about it.
Mr. Zack: I have a good attorney. I know all of the judges in the district. I'm friends with most of them. I will beat you. I will CRUSH YOU. And I will FLICK YOU OFF.
Mr. Zack: *looks around intimidatingly*
*later in the semester...*
Student: *is a klutz and trips over Mr. Zack's foot, falling flat on his face on the ground*
Entire class: SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! SUE! -
#4426 + ()/18 - [ Report ]
D: We're on break, we've got 15 minutes.
M: No, we don't. It's JLC.
D: Darn. (to a smiling passerby) Hey, we don't have break today, it's JLC.
Passerby: *immediately stops smiling* Aw, man.
D: It's fun to see the smiles melt off their faces.
M: Something seems wrong about this... morally.
