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#3500 + ()/26 - [ Report ]
// On chemical conversions and units
Ms. Chhabra: So if a horse has four legs and it's not a mutated horse, then you're going to get it four shoes, right? Not mutated shoes, but normal shoes! For a horse. Then, if it's not a mutated horse and you have four legs - wait no, that's not right, the HORSE has four legs, you're going to want to get three nails for each shoe... -
#1892 + ()/34 - [ Report ]
// In Japanese class...
Otani sensei: I learned Chinese history when I was in school. So do any of you know the "sookroh"?
Class: uhhh... It's that thing in china... uhh...
Otani sensei: You guys don't know the SOOKROH???
Class: uhhmmm...
Otani sensei: You know... where they traded silk and such...
Class: Oooh. Silk road... yea... silk road.... -
#1708 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// While discussing blood in AP bio
Mr. C: Did I ever tell you guys about how I used to donate plasma?
Class: No?
Mr. C: Well, I used to donate my blood. They would centrifuge it, take the plasma out, and put the icky cold blood back in my arm - it was gross, but I got paid.
Class: ???
Mr. C: You see, the people who donate all of their blood can only go every couple of weeks, but if you donate your plasma you can go every week - it's monetarily beneficial to donate your plasma. -
#1659 + ()/20 - [ Report ]
// AntarcticPhoenix and tubaplayer152 live two streets away...
tubaplayer152: holy shit
tubaplayer152: icecream man ftw
tubaplayer152: brb
tubaplayer152: damn, he went away
// About 5 minutes later
AntarcticPhoenix: i hear the icecreamguy
AntarcticPhoenix: ha, we stole him
tubaplayer152: you bastard!
AntarcticPhoenix: meh, i'm not getting up
tubaplayer152: I'll scp you a few dollars if you get me something
AntarcticPhoenix: i've tried to ftp icecream
AntarcticPhoenix: it doesn't work
tubaplayer152: damn -
#1103 + ()/16 - [ Report ]
// Correcting current event quizzes in Gov
Mr. T: The correct answer for #5 is Cunningham.
Student: Umm... this paper has two "m's" instead of two "n"s.
Mr. T: No, Cummingham is not the right answer.
*snickers around classroom*
Mr. T: What's so funny?
Panayotis: Think about it Mr. T...
Mr. T: You people have dirty minds.
